Tempest Dragon's Lair

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" rowspan="2" width=120 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="77" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 84 WIDTH="71"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="84" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="71" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>"Beware the Dragon..."</B></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=92 BGCOLOR="#CC9900" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B><U>Tempest Dragon's Lair</U></B></div> <bR> <div> </div> </td> <td valign="top" rowspan="2" width=200 BGCOLOR="#663300" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="114c8c00dvmwfe.jpg"> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="77" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 86 WIDTH="71"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="86" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="71" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Dragons Lair: Clothes for Adventure "><U>The Dragon's Lair: Clothes for Adventure </U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="SCA, RenFaires, and Reenactment"><U>SCA, RenFaires, and Re-enactment</U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id35.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Favorite Links"><U>Favorite Links</U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id39.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="About Me"><U>About Me</U></A></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=388 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <IMG SRC="1454b850.jpg" border=0 width="587" height="389" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Welcome to Tempest Dragon, the web site spawned by my twisted psyche! Feel free to explore. The Garb site will be functioning soon, hopefully by October at the latest. In the meantime enjoy my weirdness and  don't forget: "<FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#CC6600" FACE="Papyrus" >Imagination is more important than knowledge.</FONT>" --Albert Einstein.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011833663300.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Heard any bad medieval pickup lines lately? Yeah, you know the ones, "You, Wench! I've the biggest sword in the land, would you care to polish it?" Well, I'm on a quest for some good ( and funny) ones! Eventually my favorites will be posted and the best might even win a prize.... 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